I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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He met Bill Murray.
Submitted by: Laura R.
Location: St. Andrew’s, Scotland
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
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i hate mac and cheese
i just lost a follower
u deserved it
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PLOT TWIST.